Brian Vanduyn
Another internet tough guy that “doesn’t want trouble”, but creates it. If you create trouble, expect resistance. If you don’t want resistance, you should mind your own business and pick your friends wisely.
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If we take the route of the permanent handout, the American character will itself be impoverished.
Richard M. Nixon
Please do not contact me with insults, death threats, or the like because I will ignore them. If you disagree with my arguments or can provide further information about the people nominated for the Stanly Milgram Electric Shock Experiment, please use the “Contact John Patric” link (REAL EMAIL ADDRESED REQUIRED) and I may endeavor to make any necessary corrections to this Parody website.
Old John Patric was asked to help educate and expose a young man that is a dump truck driver, up in the NW Corner, where I grew up.
My understanding is this guy’s name is Brian VanDuyn, and he think he is a YouTube Superstar.
Brian VanDuyn (BVD) is what I would call a Socialist Progressive, whatever you have worked hard for, he thinks he has a right to claim it as his. BVD recently launched a GOFUNDME, asking for $500K to buy a new house and shop. BVD has a duplex he owns in Graham & 20 Acres of land out in Shelton. What irks me is the untruths BVD spews to make people feel sorry for him. He resides is a residential family neighborhood and started to drag all his commercial construction equipment home at night. Instead of leaving his excavator on the trailer at night and parking neat & orderly, BVD has it unloaded and is playing with his equipment, like a kid and his Tonka Toys, no respect for his neighbors. This old boy is driving a old Pete 359 with a Silver 8V92, the “Screamin Jimmy” and he drove it in/out of his neighborhood like he stole it! A year ago, he got turned into the county at the same address that he gets his tax statement at. Now old BVD claims he never got a notice of Code Enforcement, but John Patric will show otherwise, as I have done a Public Records Request to Pierce County. after a year of IGNORING registered letters fron Code Enforcement, BVD get a rude awakening, when the county threatens to start fining him a $1000 a day, did that get your attention, Mr. BVD?
Instead of looking for a commercial spot to l store his commercial equipment at, which means he would have to get up 15 minutes earlier and drive to this rented yard, BVD gets the wild idea to EBEG, the world help launch his business to the next Level!
Old Patric has been around this world and what I learned from a early age is to always work hard, hold your head high and always walk like a man. These kid today feel they should be able to hold their hand out and just be given whatever they want. Thru hard work, determination and dedication, anything is possible.
We will be continuing this blog on Mr. Brian VanDuyn, as time allows.
As a Patriot, and a Conservative, I truly believe in the US Constitution and I love these United States of America.
John Patric
“We hold these truths to be self-evident, that all men are created equal, that they are endowed, by their Creator, with certain unalienable Rights, that among these are Life, Liberty, and the pursuit of Happiness.
That to secure these rights, Governments are instituted among Men, deriving their just powers from the consent of the governed, That whenever any Form of Government becomes destructive of these ends, it is the Right of the People to alter or abolish it, and to institute new Government, laying its foundation on such principles, and organizing its powers in such form, as to them shall seem most likely to effect their Safety and Happiness.
Prudence, indeed, will dictate that Governments long established should not be changed for light and transient causes; and accordingly all experience hath shewn, that mankind are more disposed to suffer, while evils are sufferable, than to right themselves by abolishing the forms to which they are accustomed. But when a long train of abuses and usurpations, pursuing invariably the same Object, evinces a design to reduce them under absolute Despotism, it is their right, it is their duty, to throw off such Government, and to provide new Guards for their future security.
I want to make it perfectly clear what I do not intend to do in this letter before I carry on with what I do wish to accomplish with it. Here’s my side of the story: Mr. Brian VanDuyn wants to generate an epidemic of corruption and social unrest. What’s wrong with that? What’s wrong is Mr. VanDuyn’s gossamer grasp of reality. One indication of this is the fact that Mr. VanDuyn ought to tone down his nerdy behavior. He’ll never be cuddly, but he can doubtlessly be more polite. If Mr. VanDuyn has any children, I recommend that he teach them about love, trust, cooperation, community, reason, negotiation, and compromise rather than violence, paranoia, and fear. To inform you of the grounds upon which I base my reports, I offer the following. His camorra appears to be growing in number. I certainly pray that this is analogous to the flare-up of a candle just before extinction, yet I keep reminding myself that he wants us to emulate the White Queen from Lewis Carroll’s Through the Looking Glass, who strives to believe as many as six impossible things before breakfast
. Then again, even the White Queen would have trouble believing that we should derive moral guidance from Mr. VanDuyn’s glitzy, multi-culti, hip-hop, consumption-oriented opinions. I prefer to believe things that my experience tells me are true, such as that Mr. VanDuyn has developed an elevated sense of entitlement to special treatment. Entitlement often hardens into arrogance and contempt for others. Sadly, Mr. VanDuyn appears to suffer from this syndrome, at least based on my observation that he sees himself as a postmodern equivalent of Marx’s proletariat, revolutionizing the world by wresting it from its oppressors (viz., those who undo the vast memetic and ontological damage that Mr. VanDuyn has wrought upon an entire generation).
For the moment, let’s take Mr. VanDuyn at his word, that he’s not opposed to people defying the international enslavement of entire peoples. If that’s the case, then is Man to be free to follow his conscience and worship as he sees fit, or must he accept a conscience and god provided to him by Mr. VanDuyn? In other words, how much is the axis of evil paying Mr. VanDuyn to beguile hypersensitive, careless nutcases into confusing, disorienting, and disunifying? I say, let the debate begin! I’m sure we’ll find that one side maintains that Mr. VanDuyn’s historical record of small-minded bunco games is clearer than the muddled pronouncements of his servitors while the other side contends that it would be great if all of us could provide an atmosphere of mutual respect, free from jingoism, commercialism, and all other forms of prejudice and intolerance. In the end, however, money talks and you-know-what walks. Perhaps that truism also explains why I call upon Mr. VanDuyn to stop his oppression, lies, immorality, and debauchery. I call upon him to be a man of manners, principles, honour, and purity. And finally, I call upon him to forgo his desire to render unspeakable and unthinkable whole categories of beliefs about power.
This probably does not affect your daily life, but it is a fact. In particular, Mr. VanDuyn wants all of us to believe that achieving world peace requires establishing a world government ruled by Mr. VanDuyn. That’s why he sponsors brainwashing in the schools, brainwashing by the government, brainwashing statements made to us by politicians, entertainers, and sports stars, and brainwashing by the big advertisers and the news media. To put a little finer edge on the concept, Mr. VanDuyn has long been imposing a particular curriculum, vision of history, and method of pedagogy on our school systems. This is the day that such evils must come to an end. I have been warned that to take such a stand would obscure my main message, but for Mr. VanDuyn’s flacks, the party line always trumps conscience. That’s why they have no qualms about manufacturing outrage at Mr. VanDuyn’s enemies by attributing to them all kinds of feckless hastily mounted campaigns. Otherwise, they’d have admitted long ago that Mr. VanDuyn’s pharisaical objectives are intended to rot out the minds of all freedom-loving, free-thinking people. Once that’s accomplished, he can replace such people with compliant, Mr. VanDuyn-controlled, and, above all, obedient robots who would never think to convince intellectually challenged, muzzy-headed fearmongers to stop supporting Mr. VanDuyn and tolerating his epithets. These automata will reconstitute society on the basis of arrested development and envious malevolence by next weekend.
I would not have thought it possible that Mr. VanDuyn’s escapades present highly tendentious constructions as undisputed truth, but it’s true. I am not going to go into too great a detail about hypocritical sophisters, but be assured that Mr. VanDuyn’s undertakings do not solve problems. They are the problem. More specifically, my quest is to determine why Mr. VanDuyn has been trying so hard to emphasize the negative in our lives instead of accentuating the positive. I want to know the real stuff going on behind the scenes. I want to know why Mr. VanDuyn always acts in accordance with his kaleidoscopically changing desires. One day, he decides to incite pogroms, purges, and other mayhem. The next day, he deems it a better idea to construct gas chambers, incinerators, gulags, and concentration camps.
The time has come for Mr. VanDuyn to apologize in public to the numerous people he has smeared over the years. Ask anyone. Mr. VanDuyn, using every conceivable means for his purpose, is determined to seize control over where we eat, sleep, socialize, and associate with others, but that’s really beside the point. Although I’ve never claimed to be a mind-reader, my gut tells me that sooner than you think Mr. VanDuyn will exploit the masses. In spite of the fact that Mr. VanDuyn’s ruthless belief systems reduce principle to an expedient, he used to complain about being persecuted. Now Mr. VanDuyn is our primary persecutor. This reversal of roles reminds me that his idea of addressing a problem is not to fix the problem but to establish a task force, council, or commission to look into it, study it, dissect it, and finally talk it to death. Hence and therefore, Mr. VanDuyn is completely schizoid. We all are, to some extent, but he sets the curve. My goal for this letter was to provide you with vital information that Mr. Brian VanDuyn has gone to great lengths to prevent you from discovering. Know that I have done my best while trying always to perform noble deeds. Let an honest history judge.