The Rise and Fall of Austin Forman

The Guardian Protection Agency

Another FAKE Conservative “Social Justice Warrior” that doesn’t want trouble, but creates it. If you create trouble, expect resistance. If you don’t want resistance, you should mind your own business and pick your family wisely. 

“If You Stir The Shit Pot Be Ready To Lick The Spoon” 

Please do not contact me with insults, death threats, or the like because I will ignore them. If you disagree with my arguments or want to provide further contact information about the people nominated for the Stanley Milgram Electric Shock Experiment, please use the “Contact John Patric” link (REAL EMAIL ADDRESS REQUIRED) and I may endeavor to make any necessary corrections to this Parody website.

Additionally, it is a felony in the great State of Texas to misrepresent yourself as a lawyer and the old man will make sure anyone attempting this, is prosecuted to the fullest extent of the law.

‘The most dangerous weapon in the hands of the oppressor is the mind of the oppressed’

I have never aspired to become a speechwriter, politician, or mainstream political columnist. Nevertheless, if you can look beyond my pitiable writing style you’ll definitely see that I have something important to tell you about Austin Forman.

Allegations of Child Abuse & Domestic Violence

Austin will almost certainly blow a gasket when he reads this letter, but I unquestionably must make the case that Austin’s virulent flying monkeys engage in horrendous atrocities such as marginalizing the traditions and truths upon which our nation’s greatness sits.

That light shines in the darkness, and yet the darkness did not overcome it. John 1:5

Allie Forman trying to evict Austin Forman from her moms house.